100 Hilarious Funny Facebook Status ! Now Lough Out Louder 'LOL' with Your Latest Updates

Here our 100+ funny Facebook status Ideas to make your crawl lough out louder... please am requesting to all our reader if you have such ideas add them through commenting :))

If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:
Cockroach: Managed to skip frm somones's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! :p
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wht shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remember :D
Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/
Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all ♥ :'(
Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^
Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...WTF!! :X
Goat: Frndz..dnt go out, Eid holiday is kuming :'(

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_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster !!

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It`s all a lie... the "Made in China" stickers are actually made in India. O_O

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Unknown call..
He: do u have a bf?
She: yes, who are u?
He: I'm your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!/:):D=D
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Another unknown call
He : do u have a bf ?
She : no no I don't
He : what ? :O I'm ur bf , u just break my heart
She : no no no darling I'm sorry I though u r my brother
He :) right ! I'm ur brother Just wait till I come home , i'll see u at Home ...

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the Hell are you?

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When someone says the words "I love you" and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YOUTUBE" Really fast.

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When I have kids, I`ll make them watch 2012 movie and tell them I survived that..

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You cannot taste me, until you undress me.
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..Sincerely, banana.

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I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks FABULOOooooOOUUUuuuS!

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When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People... :))

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Make Google go Round Round.
Go to Google.com and type "Do a barrel roll", see what happens.

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Boy 2 God- "Hazaro ki kismt tere hath thi, agr pas kr deta to kya bat thi
God rply2 boy- Grlfrnd thodi km banata to kya bat thi, kitabe to saari tere pas thi...:p

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Don`t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side..

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Funda of Happy Married Life ......
He does what SHE wants and
She does what SHE wants...... :)

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… just wants to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes CAN change your life!

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... ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

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It used to be, “Can I have your number”? Now it’s, Do you have Facebook...... :D


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Dear sLeEp
I know we had problems when I was young …
BuT nOw …
… ♥ I love u ♥ …

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"there are always 2 sides of the story..and i don`t wanna hear yours..yours boring"

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Facebook isn't a waste of time, it's important, it um, let's me, um, yeah OK it's a waste of time but you do it too!
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.. Is beating her current record for number of consecutive days alive.


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@name is as bored as a blind guy on a nudist beach... :/

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Paperclip: The staple for people with commitment issues.

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Many Crushes and Flirts are better than one True Love
Because
Monopoly is always Damaging, and Competition Improves Efficiency!!
Pure Economic Theory of Love

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My stupid phone doesn’t have enough battery left to take any pictures, but it has enough battery to keep telling me that it`s low......... :/

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Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable

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.Please, take them off............................ :P

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I like to walk around my house naked…
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....Until my neighbors scream at me to go back inside.

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The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.

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There’s a bug in my computer. .... Plz Help
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..I believe it’s looking for a byte to eat.

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(`-` ) (._. ) ( ._.) ( `-`)

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Two words guys hates: Don`t & Stop; unless you put them together.

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Dear Winter, I think we should spend some time apart... I'm gonna try to work things out with my ex, Summer...Cholly
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I'm tired of chasing my dreams, I'm just going to ask them where their going and meet them there later

Do you wanna know how can you keep your profile visitors under total suspense?
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.I'll tell you tomorrow.

Try This Pic as Your Status.....


















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